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The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde PHOTO

Things may come to those who wait,
but only the things left by those who hustle.
- Abraham Lincoln



It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
- Mark Twain (attributed)

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz

All people know the same truth.
Our lives consist of how we chose to distort it.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry



Never put off till tomorrow
what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
- Steve Martin

No problem is so formidable that
you can't walk away from it.
- Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

I love deadlines.
I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
- Douglas Adams

I've developed a new philosophy...
I only dread one day at a time.
- the character Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts comic

You can always do one thing less than you think you can.
- Anonymous

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
- Yogi Berra

I refuse to answer that question
on the grounds that I don't know the answer
- Douglas Adams

When life gets you down -
just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
- Anonymous humor

Human salvation lies in the hands
of the creatively maladjusted.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Anyone who thinks sitting in church
can make you a Christian must also think
that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
- Garrison Keillor

Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain

The trouble with having an open mind, of course,
is that people will insist on coming along
and trying to put things in it.
- Terry Pratchett

People who say it cannot be done should not
interrupt those who are doing it.
- George Bernard Shaw

There's a fine line between genius and insanity.
I have erased this line.
- Oscar Levant

Whenever I feel the need to exercise,
I lie down until it goes away.
- Robert Maynard Hutchins

I choose my friends for their good looks,
my acquaintances for their good characters,
and my enemies for their intellects.
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde

Praying is important when you wake up
at two o'clock in the morning
feeling sick from eating something dumb the day before.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet.
- African Proverb

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand.
- Charles M. Schulz

Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn't matter
if only we could prevent girls from being girls.
- Anne Frank

Less is only more where more is no good.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

I never make stupid mistakes.
Only very, very clever ones.
- John Peel

All you need is love.
But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
- Charles M. Schulz

Oh, if only God would give me some sign.
If He would just speak to me once. Anything.
One sentence. Two words. If He would just cough.
- the movie Love and Death

You ask me if I keep a notebook
to record my great ideas.
I've only ever had one.
- Albert Einstein

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends
is that three out of four murders
are committed by people who know the victim.
- George Carlin

I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage
is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

Life is like jumping out of an airplane without a parachute -
only the last couple seconds are fatal,
but most people are scared to death the whole way down.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Human beings are the only creatures on the planet
who tell time and think they have to earn a living.
- Buckminster Fuller

There is no such thing as public opinion.
There is only published opinion.
- Winston Churchill

Only two things are infinite,
the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein

Advertisements contain the only truths
to be relied on in a newspaper.
- Thomas Jefferson

Love is only a dirty trick played on us
to achieve continuation of the species.
- W. Somerset Maugham

Politics is almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous.
In war you can only be killed once, but in politics many times.
- Winston Churchill

I believe totally in a Capitalist System,
I only wish that someone would try it.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Only dead fish swim with the stream.
- Anonymous

Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because
he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong
only because he has remained silent.
- Winston Churchill

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
- George Carlin

Money is better than poverty,
if only for financial reasons.
- Woody Allen

The attempt to combine wisdom and power
has only rarely been successful and then only for a short while.
- Albert Einstein

It is only the poor who pay cash,
and that not from virtue,
but because they are refused credit.
- Anatole France

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
- Albert Einstein

The reason I talk to myself is because
I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
- George Carlin

The only true love is love at first sight;
second sight dispels it.
- Israel Zangwill

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely
only after they have exhausted all other alternatives.
- Abba Eban

I only wish that ordinary people
had an unlimited capacity for doing harm;
then they might have an unlimited power for doing good.
- Socrates

I always pass on good advice.
It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born
at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
- Mark Twain

There is only one thing about which I am certain,
and that is that there is very little
about which one can be certain.
- W. Somerset Maugham

The claim "I was only following orders" has been used
to justify too many tragedies in our history.
- Captain Picard of the television series
STAR TREK: The Next Generation

Life is far too important a thing
ever to talk seriously about.
- Oscar Wilde

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing.
The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Always do the right thing.
It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
- Mark Twain

The best thing about the future is
that it comes one day at a time.
- Abraham Lincoln

You can always do one thing less than you think you can.
- Anonymous

A joke is a very serious thing.
- Winston Churchill

Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek

Don't expect me to get excited over
another damn thing we need to find.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)

Oh no, I can't do anything to the death.
Doctor's orders. You see, I have this ulcer condition,
and death is the worst thing for it.
- the movie Love and Death

One great thing about getting old is that
you can get out of all sorts of social obligations
just by saying you're too tired.
- George Carlin

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world.
I know because I've done it thousands of times.
- Mark Twain

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing
for most of us that it is not.
- Oscar Wilde

The most difficult thing in the world
is to know how to do a thing
and to watch somebody else doing it wrong,
without comment.
- Theodore. H. White

The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax.
- Albert Einstein

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
- Groucho Marx

She drove me to drink.
That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
- the movie Never Give a Sucker an Even Break

Science is a wonderful thing
if one does not have to earn one's living at it.
- Albert Einstein

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.
- W. C. Fields

Life is just one damned thing after another.
- Elbert Hubbard (Philistine - A Periodical of Protest, 1896)

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations...
The quotations, when engraved upon the memory, give you good thoughts.
They also make you anxious to read the authors and look for more.
- Winston Churchill

The trick is growing up without growing old.
- Casey Stengel

The difference between school and life?
In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test.
In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
- Tom Bodett

It is hard enough to remember my opinions,
without also remembering my reasons for them!
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Life is serious, get out your magic wand.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The most difficult phase of life
is not when no one understands you,
it is when you don't understand yourself.
- Anonymous

Live life on the edge, not with an edge.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
- Charles M. Schulz in his Peanuts cartoon

Persevere. Plan. Strategize. Focus. Breathe. Write.
Let go: relax. Forgive. All this failing: take a nap.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Everybody is a genius.
But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,
it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
- Albert Einstein


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