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What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
- the movie Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

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Might I perhaps win my wings?
I've been waiting for over 200 years now, sir,
and people ARE beginning to talk.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)

I truly believe that happiness is possible...
even when you're thirty-three
and have a bottom the size of two bowling balls.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

Pie, pie, pie.
- Michael (1996)
- the movie Michael (1996)



Tradition is the illusion of permanence.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

And you, Sonja, you look more beautiful
standing here than you do in person.
- the movie Love and Death (1975)

Dumbo! C'mon, fly! Open them ears!
The magic feather was just a gag!
You can fly! Honest, you can!
- Timothy Q. Mouse in the movie Dumbo



Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

Sucking the marrow out of life
doesn't mean choking on the bone.
- Robin Williams as John Keating
in the 1989 movie Dead Poets Society

Barf: I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
- the movie Spaceballs (1987)

The most important words in the English language
are not "I love you" but "It's benign."
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

There's a couple of things they don't teach you
in Harvard Business School,
one is how to cope with defeat,
the other is how to handle a shotgun.
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

It's cookies, he smells like cookies,
and the smell gets stronger when he's in heat.
- the movie Michael

I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted!
And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried
and smothered in chocolate.
- the movie Shrek 2

The time-traveling is just too dangerous.
Better that I devote myself to study
the other great mystery of the universe - women!
- the movie Back to the Future II

This is an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers.
- the movie Bridget Jones Diary (2001)

I got a perfect build for clothes.
I'm a twenty-eight dwarf.
- the movie Love and Death

Don't expect me to get excited over
another damn thing we need to find.
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
- the Woody Allen movie Stardust Memories

My plan was to kiss her with every lip on my face.
- the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

Stay hopeless and confused. Keep polishing those skills.
- the movie When a Man Loves a Woman (1994)

Fasten your safety belts, clench your buttocks!
It's going be a bumpy ride!
- the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

DON'T get officious.
You're not yourself when you're officious -
That is the curse of a government job.
- the movie Harold and Maude (1971)

I have faith. I just need proof to back it up.
- the movie Simon Birch

The world's mental.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

EVERYONE has the right to make an ass out of themselves.
- Harold and Maude (The movie )

It's not the men in your life that counts,
it's the life in your men.
- Mae West, in the movie I'm No Angel

If you are not one of us, you are one of them.
- the movie The Matrix (1999)

What we've got here is failure to communicate.
- the movie Cool Hand Luke

I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed ma hair.
- the movie The Cabin in the Cotton

I've become the person I've always hated, but I'm happier.
- the Woody Allen movie Celebrity

The food at this place is really terrible ...
and such small portions.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

When I first saw you, I thought you were handsome.
Then, of course, you spoke.
- the movie As Good As It Gets (1997)

Husbands should be like Kleenex:
soft, strong, and disposable.
- the movie Clue (1985)

Are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet?
- said by Donkey in the movie Shrek 2

Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you,
unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.
- the movie Shrek 2

After fifteen minutes I wanted to marry her,
and after half an hour
I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse.
- the movie Take the Money and Run (1969)

There's no reason to become alarmed,
and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight.
By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
- the movie Airplane!

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

Crazy is walking down the street
with half a cantaloupe on your head,
muttering; "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster."
- the movie Spy Hard (1996)

The key is, to not think of death as an end,
but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses.
- the movie Love and Death

Still, things could be a lot worse.
Oh, that's right... I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't.
- the movie Megamind (2010)

The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake.
- the movie The Little Mermaid (1989)

Frankly, I'm too scared to ask about the frog.
- the movie Tangled (2010)

It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!
- the movie Shrek 2 (2004)

Clear? Huh. Why a four-year-old child
could understand this report.
Run out and find me a four-year-old child,
I can't make head or tail of it.
- the Groucho Marx movie Duck Soup

I have a very low threshold of death.
My doctor says I can't have bullets enter my body at any time.
- the Woody Allen movie Casino Royale

You know, it takes two to get one in trouble.
- the movie She Done Him Wrong (1933)

I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)

I can't stand a naked light bulb.
- the movie A Streetcar Named Desire

No one can have a higher opinion of you than I have,
and I think you're a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!
- the movie The Great Mouse Detective

A person is smart. People are dumb,
panicky dangerous animals and you know it.
Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew
the Earth was the center of the universe.
Five hundred years ago,
everybody knew the Earth was flat,
and fifteen minutes ago,
you knew that humans were alone on this planet.
Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.
- the movie Men in Black

If he's first class, I'm traveling steerage.
- the movie Libeled Lady (1936)

I'm awash in self-contempt!
- the Woody Allen movie Celebrity

Now, if you don't mind, I'd appreciate it if you could lower your wand.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

I think you're the opposite of a paranoid.
I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

It happens - Sometimes.
- the movie Forrest Gump

Where did you park the invisible car?
- the movie Megamind (2010)

I've always believed that if done properly,
armed robbery doesn't have to be an unpleasant experience.
- the movie Thelma & Louise

Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it.
You've got everything except one thing: madness!
- the movie Zorba The Greek

I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage
is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

You want to do mankind a real service?
Tell funnier jokes.
- the Woody Allen movie Stardust Memories (1980)

She's been diagnosed as a paranoid hypochondriac.
Doctors think she may be faking.
- the movie Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

You're already a bastard.
Might as well be an enlightened one.
- the movie Simon Birch

This town needs an enema.
- the movie Batman

There's nothing wrong with being afraid.
We were meant to be afraid.
- the Woody Allen movie Anything Else

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly,
but I bet you ain't never seen a DONKEY fly!
- the movie Shrek (2001)

Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
- the movie National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)

It is a truth universally acknowledged that
when one part of your life starts going okay,
another falls spectacularly to pieces.
- the movie Bridget Jones Diary

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
- the movie Dr. Strangelove (1964)


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